Day 1 - August 2014

Day one and part of me can't believe that I'm actually starting this blog after 23 years of constant partying, good times and fast living. You see I'm whats commonly referred to as "The Party Guy" the guy who drops everything in pursuit of beer and hooliganism. My ex said to me once that "I'm the kind of guy who would go to the opening of a Post Office if there was free beer" .. and I guess she's right.

But somethings happened. My "Toughen Up" approach to hang overs and "Get Back On The Horse" rhetoric has totally lost it's mojo and I'm just a fat lazy cunt. I'm a bar fly who has burnt out his body used up all his serotonin and I'm starting to run low on the Holy Grail "Libido".

My face is red, I get rashes on my skin, I have man boobs, chicken arms and chicken legs and when my girlfriend was taking these photo's I was so ashamed of myself I could hardly look at the camera.

Who am I?  I'm "Speedy" a 39 year old party animal from Australia. "Speedy" is the fun nick name I've earned from my friends and family, but in reality it describes my personality - fun, fast and stupid.

Today is 1st August 2014 and in 11months from now I'm going to be 40 years old but I'm not going to be a fat cunt anymore. Today is the day I change my habits, my eating and lifestyle for the better.

Today is the day where I've decided to - GET BUFF OR DIE TRYING





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